So satisfying

"djmt1" (djmt1) 04/30/2016 at 10:50 • Filed to: None

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I don’t like motorbikes and I’ve only commuted by foot in London for my entire life but man this is so satisfying. Seriously the red man means wait and the green man means cross. Such a basic fucking concept.

buford-t-justice > djmt1 04/30/2016 at 11:10

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People are fucking idiots, use the damn crosswalk. They are there for a reason.

Urambo Tauro > djmt1 04/30/2016 at 11:20

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At first, I thought “satisfying? The guy’s being a dick”.

Then I saw WHY he was acting like that. Most of those pedestrians look like they’re either oblivious, or trying to take advantage of the “always having the right-of-way” myth.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > djmt1 04/30/2016 at 11:26

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I once had a kid on a bicycle weaving in the middle of the road in front of me trying to impress some girls walking on the the sidewalk. He kept looking at me behind him and then to the girls like he was hot shit so I rolled closer to him, put my foot on the clutch and reved the shit out of my engine. Kid nearly shit himself and the girls packed up laughing at him.

Good times.

Also most of these people look like tourists, you can tell by how fucking retarded they act. I don’t know what it is with tourists but they lose all common sense. Same thing happens in NYC.

RazoE > djmt1 04/30/2016 at 12:06

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High school/ middle school kids are the worst. They need to teach these little fuckers a red solid hand is like a red light, flashing red is like a yellow, and the little dude is green. Simple. I hate when they start crossing when my ARROW turns green. This is the first thing I taught my daughter when she started walking home from school.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > djmt1 04/30/2016 at 12:26

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You’re going to hate the Pike Place market. The signal there means nothing for pedestrians. ¯\_()_/¯

BobintheMtns > djmt1 04/30/2016 at 12:30

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Does this guy’s exhaust pipe point forward?

However he’s got it set up, I need that... Here in Boulder, the fucking peds drive me insane with their entitlement.... Eight cars waiting on a person in a crosswalk... they just saunter as slow as they can cuz right of way brah...

qbeezy > djmt1 04/30/2016 at 13:07

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Haha man. This shows that people just walk sometimes into traffic. They learn how to cross the street if they had to learn in a neighborhood that didn’t have either crosswalks or side walks. Gotta keep that head on a swivle.